In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
