Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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