Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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