I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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