Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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