So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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