I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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