he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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