sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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