My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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