Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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