Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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