What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i barfeds in our rink
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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