pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
it's like iHOP with fire
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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