I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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