So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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