Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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