i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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