Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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