Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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