So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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