why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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