I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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