I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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