I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
you traded sex for a burrito?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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