we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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