? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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