Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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