This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I am midnight drunk by noon
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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