I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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