Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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