what if I'm pregnant?
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it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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