their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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