we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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