At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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