this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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