He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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