found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
You did what with his pubic hair?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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