I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Randomize
