What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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