so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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