Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
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