I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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