Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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