names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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