i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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