So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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