8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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