you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
