should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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