I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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