5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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